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Ep2
Star Wars Episode II:
The Empire Strikes Backyard
Director(s)

Darren Scales

Writer(s)

Darren Scales

Starring

Edwin Hollingsbee
Mark Scales
Darren Scales

Music by

John Williams

Distributor

theforce.net

Language

English

Preceded by

(non cannon)
Star Wars Episode I:
The Phantom Menace

Followed by

Star Wars Episode III:
The Emperor's New Clones

The Empire Strikes Backyard was made by Backyard Productions in England before Attack Of The Clones was released.


Story[]


How It Starts[]

"It's as if thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced." - Obi-Wan Kenobi


Obi-Wan Kenobi goes to Naboo to get Anakin to accompany him on a Jedi mission. Padme Amidala will not let Anakin go unless he gets direct permission from the Jedi Order. Meanwhile, the Emperor, is building the Death Star and sends his Sith apprentice to find Anakin. Obi-Wan and Anakin leave from the Jedi Counsil before they reach a desision and head to the new Death Star.


Resurected Sith[]

"Nothing a little stiching wouldn't fix." - Palpatine


Upon arriving on the Death Star, Anakin goes after Palpatine and Obi-Wan battles the Death Star troops. When Anakin gets to the Emperor's control room he challenges him. Palpatine then calls for his sith apprentice into the room...Darth Maul. Anakin and Darth Maul fight for hours and hours until they both drop from fatigue. In the end Anakin helps Darth Maul up off the ground and the fighting stops... but Palpatine sees this as a great place to break into song. Palpatine sings "It's not how you start but how you finish." an original song by Mark Scales.


Differences Between TENCLO and TESBY[]

  • Emperor Palpatine acts more serious in this film than TENCLO.
  • Padme is more nagging and bossy in TENCLO
  • Anakin's hair is bright blonde in this but dark brown in TENCLO
  • Palpatine has a green mouth in TESBY but not in TENCLO

It's Not How You Start But How You Finish[]

"It's Not How You Start But How You Finish" Midi

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