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Star Wars:
The Emperor's New Clones
Director(s)

Darren Scales

Producer(s)

Darren Scales

Writer(s)

Darren Scales

Starring

Edwin Hollingsbee
Mark Scales
Kirsty Milchreest

Distributor

theforce.net

Preceded by

Star Wars Episode III:
The Empire Strikes Backyard

Followed by

(non cannon)
Star Wars Episode IV:
A New Hope

"So you're the Dark Lord Of The Sith!" - Anakin Skywalker

"Well, Duh." - Palpatine


The Emperor's New Clones is a fan film by Backyard Productions.

It takes place in the Star Wars universe and is the sequel to Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Backyard. TENCLO (Emperor's New Clones) is supposed to be in place of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith. The events are not cannon with the rest of Star Wars as Leia appears to be much older than Luke.


Story[]

"There has been a disturbance in the Force." - Mace Windu

"Another one?" - Obi-Wan Kenobi


Obi Wan gets captured by Emperor Palpatine and taken to the new DEATH STAR. Meanwhile, Anakin Skywalker, takes Luke and Leia to Yoda to be trained as Jedi. On the Death Star... Palpatine inspects the Clone Troopers, who do not look alike or have matching boots. Palpatine sends Darth Small to watch over the Clone Troopers. Anakin and the Jedi Masters go to meet Palpatine to discuss Obi-Wan's rescue. Palpatine then returns to the Death Star and awaits Anakin to come rescue Obi Wan. When Anakin finally arrives Palpatine tells Anakin that if he just puts on the Darth Vader helmet that he will be the ultimate master of the Force. Mace Windu and another Jedi come to Anakin's aid but after Obi Wan is rescued Anakin accidentaly steps on Obi Wan's foot which triggers a fight. The fight ends with Anakin's arms being amputated by Obi Wan. When Padme arrives to scold Anakin, he quickly takes the Darth Vader helmet and puts it on. The end of the movie has Palpatine and the Clone Troopers singing and dancing Mary Poppins' "Step In Time."

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